Score: 10

"That was good."

submission: Star Island

date: May 17, 2007

More than anything I'm impressed by the musical score. It definitely feels like an old-school platformer to me, and I love every bit of it. Kudos to you.

Score: 10

"Gotta say, I loved it"

submission: Go, Go, Parody Rangers! 2

date: May 13, 2007

That was terrific, as expected, and I can't really find anything negative to say about it. Just one thing to point out; if you were trying to emulate the feel of the original, it's not quite the same. The sequel seems a bit slower-paced. It's good, but different.

Score: 9

"It's a good cartoon. It's very good."

submission: An Unforgotten Christmas

date: January 16, 2007

The series has been amazing. I've loved every episode.

That said, I hope you never make another.

You've done some quality work, here, and it is appreciated by many, many people. But Newgrounds does NOT need any more of your type, he-who-can't-take-an-opinion. A tip: If you don't want reviewers to criticize your work, DON'T SUBMIT IT.

You should know that most people who like what you do are going to watch the movie and leave it at that. You should know that most reviews are going to be from those who find fault with your creation. You should know that very few people's opinions are swayed by yet another raving "1337 hAxx0r" who thinks your flash "sux balzx". And you should know that insulting and sarcastic responses to these reviews can only hurt your reputation.

Please, sir. If you're unable to change your attitude towards the people you are submitting your movies to, then stop submitting. You'll only drive away potential fans. I'd hate to see a good series go down like that. Better to disappear entirely.

Score: 10

"Simply amazing"

submission: Future

date: December 21, 2006

I added this to my favorites within the first 30 seconds. This is downright stupendous. I could go in-depth as to what made it so spectacular, so ridiculously awe-inspiring, but I'm sure past reviews have that covered. So I'll just let you know that you have one more VERY satisfied customer. :D

Score: 7

"Not too shabby"

submission: Mario and The Lost Coin

date: November 25, 2006

I'm glad to hear that you all can "draw good", but my question is, can you "write good" too?

I kid. That was pretty sweet.

Score: 6

"Man, man, that was some NEAT ART STYLEZ!!!"

submission: A Thanksgiving Dinner

date: November 23, 2006

This neat cartoon was so neat because the art style was neater than this other neat art style the I saw one day that was sooo neat, so your art style is neato to teh max because it's so neat that the words "neat art style" don't even describe it.

I think that your art style is neat.

I think someone should remake this neato flash in a more current art style but keep the same neat art style that you used so neatly.

In general, I think it's a neat flash with a neat art style that just screams out to the neato world, "Hey world! My art style is neat!"

That is all.

*Wiping the mockery off of lips*

Score: 9

"It was really good. Really."

submission: Castle Prologue

date: October 10, 2006

I was very impressed by the trailer (LOVE the higlights on the characters), your animation techniques are very impressive. The Main feature, though, left me yawning. It seemed like a history lesson, which, in essence, it was. Nothing wrong with that. what got me was the repetition and lack of creativity in a verbal sense. Buy a thesaurus, it might help. I heard "evil" and "unleashed" and "power" so many times that it just ruined it for me. I would suggest maybe giving your scripts to someone you know with a knack for writing. Get them to throw some variety, some color into the mix. But visually it was amazing. I like the concept pretty well, too.

Score: 9

"Hahahahahahaha"

submission: Game of Disorientation

date: October 6, 2006

My brain a-splode.

I love that "aweeblobloblahbloblo" noise it makes when one of the glow-men touch you. This is a masterpiece, and truly challenging.

Score: 7

"Whoah, LARRY"

submission: New Numa

date: September 16, 2006

Jeez LARRY, you have long arms LARRY who is not Gary but LARRY.

Score: 8

"Wonderful piece of work"

submission: Super Sprite Bros Melee 2

date: August 24, 2006

It always excites me to see sprite flashes that don't suck. You guys make the genre look great with this little treat, plus I'm a huge Zelda fanboy and it makes me all happy and warm and fuzzy to see Link win. In a completely straight and non-sexually-attracted-to-Link-but-rather-real-girls way.